Today I'd like you to join me in assuring the delicate little college kids at Duquesne University that allowing a Chick-fil-A to open a restaurant on their campus won't harm their silly, little safe spaces.
Seriously, they sell chicken sandwiches.
And as far as I know there has never been a case where a chicken sandwich has ever harmed anyone.
You'll be okay...
It's Friday and it's your day.
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